The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that鈥檚 it! I can鈥檛 do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain鈥檛 Camelot I have 0 time to die

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keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer

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do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that聽one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

The bourgeoisie

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I hate when I鈥檓 in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes 鈥淲Hat R U wRITing鈥 like your eulogy if you don鈥檛 back the fuck up you soggy lampshade聽

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why u scream

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oftentimes women might smile at cat-callers out of nervousness or pure fear because they know that if they react negatively that guy could get way scarier and even violent

it鈥檚 not a 鈥渨ow i鈥檓 so flattered鈥 smile it鈥檚 literally a 鈥減lease don鈥檛 follow me home and murder me after this鈥 smile

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